Ringo: ALLLLEN! *falls* Git over here!
Allen: *surprised* What is it?
Ringo: *holds up a paper* This! Since there really isn't a whole lot of dirt on you, you need to take this here OC quiz.
Allen: And if I refuse?
Ringo: Ever see what Weber's guts look like? >:]
Allen: You can't threaten me like that! >:C
Yuuki: Awww! Come on Allen, it'll be fun. ^^
Allen: *sigh* Fine.

1.)What's your name?

Allen: My name is Allen Radcliffe II. But, you all can just call me Allen, if you'd like. ^^

2.) Do you know why you were named that?

Allen: Well, unlike my brother who was named after my grandfather, Richard, I was named after that slovenly bastard of a father. Hence why I'm Allen Radcliffe II. Though, I despise my name with every fiber in my being.
Ringo: Cause you hate your dad?
Allen: "Hate" doesn't even cover it. >:T


  
3.) Are you single or taken?

Yuuki: This dastardly man here is taken off the market, babes! *clings* So, no touchy touchy, bitches. ^^
Allen: *has the most befuddled expression on his face* ….What?


4.)Have any abilities or powers?

Allen: None.
Ringo: Well, what about The Doctor?
Allen: *stares* I'd rather not talk about that man.
Ringo: You guys are the same person aren't you? :C
Allen: ME AND THAT MURDEROUS BASTARD ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON! >:C
Ringo: Okay okay! O_O; Chill there tango hombre! Jesus, it was just a question.

5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue >.>

Allen: I beg your pardon?!

6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?

Allen: Never! OnO
Yuuki: He's right. Allen, you're not that physically strong are you?
Allen: Not in the least.
Yuuki: But I know The Doctor would have a guy like that murdered in a second. <3
Allen: Please…please don't talk about him.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?

Allen: Yes, my children, my sister in law, niece and fat fuck of a brother. : )
Richard: I HEARD THAT!
Allen: Hope you did. ; )

8.) Oh? How about pets?

Allen: When I was just a wee lad, I had a few pet hamsters. ^^ But, then Richard decided to see if one could swim in the Thames with a cinderblock tied to it. And I don't remember what happened to the rest. I know he had something to do with it though. >:[ Fuckin' sod.
Bella: What about Weber?
Allen: Weber? He's more of your pet isn't he? That monster hates me with all he has.
Weber: Weber don't hate mad Allen. Weber just want see you in horrific pain. B]
Allen: Lovely. -_-;


9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.

Allen: Forever that will be Richard. If I ever get my hands on him, I WILL MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY THAT HE EVER RUINED MY BLOODY LIFE, THAT MISERABLE AND MISBEGOTTEN MONGREL! *shakes his fist*
Ringo: Pffffft! XD Dude, did you just say "rue the day" and shake your fist? Cliché much?
Allen: *snaps* Oh, I will end you as well! >C

10.) Something that you do like?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki*
Yuuki: ^u^


11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Allen: Not many after I left the asylum. ^^ ; Though, I've become extremely fond of cleaning the manor.
Yuuki: That one isn't a hobby, doll. That's an severe OCD. <.<

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Allen: Never.
Ringo: *cough The Doctor cough*
Allen: STOP COMPARING ME TO HIM! DX
Ringo: Allen, you will be forever cursed with that. He is you no matter what you say and he's hurt a lot of people.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
Ringo: A lot. *points at Allen* You, not a word. You'll deny this baby the whole way.
Allen: *huffs*

14.)What kind of animal are you?

Allen: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals!
Yuuki: Haha…ah, I love you baby. <3

15.)Name your worst habits.

Yuuki: I know cleanliness is a good thing, but that's something he does waaaaay too much. <.<
Allen: That isn't bad! D: I don't know why everyone gives me so much shit about that!
Yuuki: And the labeling everything.
Allen: …..o.<

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?

Allen: None at all. *sighs* All of the people in my life were terrible people.
Ringo: Well, didn't you look up to Freya, even though  you didn't really know her? Ain't she the reason why you became a doctor?
Allen: My mother? Hmm, I suppose you're right.

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki* What do you think?
Yuuki: Yer straight.

18.)Do you go to school?

Allen: Well, I wouldn't have become a doctor if I hadn't, right?

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

Allen: *teary eyed* I'd rather not talk about that.

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Allen: I believe I have a few. ^^ _{I'd probably have more if my incompetent creator drew me more.}
Ringo: What? o ,o
Allen: Ooooh, nothing. <3

21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.

Allen: Really?
Ringo: Uh huh.
Allen: *looks away* _{Small dogs.}
Ringo: Pffft! XD
Allen: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LAUGH!! 88

22.)Ok, ok. What color is your hair?

Allen: *playing with his ponytail* Dark brown I suppose.

23.)Eyes?

Allen: Blue o.o
Yuuki: The sexiest blue I've ever seen. : D
Allen: *blushing*

24.)What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted

Allen: Black and red. ^^
Yuuki: You mean a black dress shirt, red tie and black slacks right?
Allen: And mah comfy house slippers. =w= <3

25.)Ok. What's your religion?

Allen: I'm pretty much agnostic ^^ ;

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?

Allen: I do. I'm starting to get the jitters from the uncomfortable feeling of this whole ordeal.

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD

Allen: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! 8n8 FIENDS!

28.) Anyways, where do you live?

Allen: London, England in the supposedly haunted Crooked Hook Manor. The dreariest place to live. And the street I live on doesn't make that better. -_- Everyone is so depressing
Yuuki: You're depressing too, you know. D:
Allen: As I said, everyone is depressing.

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)

Allen: I'm in the upper class but I'd rather not call myself by one of society's classes. -_- Faaar too degrading.

30.) How many friends do you have?

Yuuki: Not many huh, hun?
Allen: Yeah, but plenty for me to get by with. ^^


31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

Allen: Probably the decisions I made years ago.

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?

Allen: If I had a million dollars, I'd probably give it away. : P
Bella: Really?
Allen: Yes. I don't need money to make me happy. ^^

33.) What are your thoughts on pie?

Allen: What a strange question. O.O Well, I like pie. ^^ Normally, I don't have that much of a sweet tooth but—
Yuuki: Liiiiiar~ B]
Allen: I don't!
Yuuki: Oh yeah, baby doll, then what about all of those pie slices and cakes you eat when you have your afternoon tea.
Allen:….touché.

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?

Allen: As odd as this may sound from a place where it isn't a main staple, I really love Italian food. =w=

35.) Favorite drink?

Allen: Tea. I tend to avoid coffee and any kind of liquors. *cringes* Alcohol brings back too many memories that I'd rather have erased.
Yuuki: Got wasted at an absinthe mixer and had some "things" happen to you? O , O
Allen: No! DX Christ, where the hell did that even come from?!

36.) What is your favourite place?

Allen: My home. =w= I never leave the sanctity of it. Too many monsters roam outside of it.

37.) Least favorite?

Yuuki: The outside. As far as I've heard from the little kid and that strange son of yours, they have to tie you up and muzzle you like Hannibal Lector?
Allen: Pretty much ; )

38. What will make you really mad?

Allen: I don't really get mad. ^^ ;
Ringo: That's right. The Doctor's the angry one.

39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

Allen: Pleaaase!

40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:

Allen: Oh, thank god. ^^ Thought that was never going to end.

41.) One more thing.

Allen: *facepalm*

42.) ...Uke or Seme? I mean, Who "RECEIVES" and who "GIVES" ??

Allen: Yuuki, you know Japanese right? *didn't hear the last part*
Yuuki: O///O Um…just say pass Allen.
Allen: Pass? : D

43.) What gender are you?

Allen: Well, male of course. D: You don't need a brain to figure that one out.

44.) What is your age?

Allen: I'm 32. ^^
Yuuki: Really? OnO
Allen: I told you remember? XD
Yuuki: Yeah, but you don't look that old.
Allen: Well, I must age pretty well then. Or not at all. ; )

45.) Do you want a hug?

Allen: Please? 8u8 <3
Ringo: *hug* 8u8

46.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Allen: Vanilla : D
Balthazar: But, I thought
you liked mixed things!
Allen: What?
Balthazar: Like Miss Hargreaves.
Allen:  O///< *SMACK*

47.) Are you a virgin?

Yuuki: Well, I know you aren't. You've got that thing. *points at Balthazar*
Allen: Yeah. ^^ ;
Yuuki: Maybe you and I could…play "snuggle" under the covers, baby doll. *slinks closer*
Ringo: Keep it where I don't have to add a mature warning you two. :C

48.) Do you hate anyone?

Allen: *points at Richard*
Richard: >:C Brat
Allen: >:C UNRULY PIECE OF SHIT!

49.) Do you have any secrets?

Allen: None :C
Ringo: What about The Doctor?
Allen: Why do you keep bring him up?
Ringo: Well, don't you keep him a secret? :C
Allen: That's true. <.<

50.) What is your favorite season?

Allen: Winter because I love to sit in front of the fireplace with a nice hot cup of freshly brewed tea. =w=

51.) Who are your best friends?

Allen: By name? They would be Yuuki, of course, Christopher, Cecil, Rapture, Rosalyn, Iridessa and my children of course.

52.) When is your birthday?

Ringo: January 27th.
Allen: Since when did I have a birthdate? :C
Ringo: Since I gave you one, duh. xD

53.) What age did you die?

Allen: What? I'm not dead!

54.) Are you nice or mean?

Allen: Nice.
Yuuki: And he's too nice for his own good. The Doctor on the other hand, unf! What a bad boy! XD
Allen: YUUKI! >:C
Yuuki: Oooooh, Allen, I love it when you get jealous of yourself XD

55.) What do you think of your creator?

Allen: I don't think she's bad. :C I don't mind her. Even if she gave me an extremely tragic life.
Ringo: This is why I love you =w=

56.) What is your weakness?

Allen: The outside? Would that be a weakness?

57.) How long can you stay under water?

Allen: Not even thirty seconds. XD I was never the grandest of swimmers when I was child. Nor am I today.

58.) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Balthazar: Nothing! XD
Allen: Can't argue with that.  

59.) Do you love someone?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki* You know you're going to be my answer for a lot of these right?
Yuuki: I know ^^

60.) Does that person love you back?

Yuuki: You bet yer ass I do! XD

61.) Do you like me?

Allen: What? O.O

62.) What do you consider fun in the day time?

Allen: Sitting in the foyer, enjoying my afternoon tea.
Yuuki: You're a real English gentleman aren't you? ; )

63.) At night?

Allen: I wear my sunglasses at night ; )
Yuuki: You're a goof, you know that? XD
Ringo: What is with you and referencing things, dude?

64.) Do you like meatballs?

Allen: With my spaghetti I do. ^^

65.) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?

Allen: Who the bloody hell is that?
Yuuki: Beats the hell out of me.
Ringo: You two are sad. XD

66.) DoucheSayWhat?

Allen: No. I'm not going to say "What".
Ringo: Umm…pfft! You just did.
Allen: DAMMIT! >.o

67.) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?

Allen: Radius? Is that half the diameter of a circle? I always thought that closets were either rectangles or squares. And what the hell does a radius have to do with days? Plus you can't starve in a two days! A week at the most, I believe, but not two days! This doesn't make any sense! DX ARRGH! *mental breakdown*

68.) Wow, really?

Allen: Yes really! Christ, you need to get yer damn facts straight if you're going to ask a question! DX
Ringo: I agree.

69.) What is your place of origin?

Allen: London, now and forever. >.> Or until the next big wave of the Black Death comes through comes through here.
Ringo: It's not.
Allen: That's not what I read from The Doctor's entries in my journal.
Yuuki: O.O

70.) Are you wearing underwear right now?

Allen: *opens his pants a bit* Yes.
Yuuki: Guess who isn't? *smirking and snuggling against Allen*
Allen: *facepalm*

71.) What's your occupation?

Allen: I don't have one anymore. I used to be a doctor at the London Royal Hospital until I had my mental breakdown and the head of the hospital decided that I was "unfit" to proceeded with my practice of medicine and revoked my license.

72.) What makes you unique?

Allen: My dashing good looks? ; )
Ringo: How about your wicked split personality disorder? : D
Allen: I hate you.
Ringo: 8n8

73.) What species are you?

Allen: *pokes his stomach* Human?

74.) What color is your skin?

Allen: Horrifically pale due to my lack of sunlight XD
Balthazar: PHOTOSYNTHESIS!

75.) If you could describe yourself with ONE word, what would it be?

Allen: Mad? Insane? Crazy? Kind?
Ringo: That's four : 3
Allen: Thank you Miss Politically correct
Ringo: Youse welcome : 3

76.) what do you like most about yourself?

Allen: Nothing <.<
Yuuki: Aww! Why do you say that?
Allen: I'm a total wreck! I've got all of these mental illnesses, I'm always hung up about Marylin, who died yeeears ago mind you and life is horrible! D:
Yuuki: Well, I think you should like your handsomeness, baby doll. ;3


77.) got a theme song? What is it?

Allen: What am I? A video game character? Though, what's that song you told me about Ringo?
Ringo: Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature. But, that's more like The Doctor. : P But, you fit it too in some ways.  

78.) favorite spot to be 'touched' *smirks*

Allen: *looking away* Nowhere!
Yuuki: *runs her hand up his back* What about this one?
Allen: *shudders* YUUKI! >XC
Yuuki: :3

79.) who do you trust most?

Allen: My friends and family.

80.) nicknames?

Ringo: The Doctor.
Allen: That's not my nickname! >C
Ringo: Well, if you think about it, it is a nickname for you.

81.) what do you love most in the world?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki* My beloved Ageha and my family. : 3
Yuuki: Awww! *hug*

82.) if the world was ending tomorrow what would you do?

Allen: Do what I normally do. : ) Why change a routine that isn't broken?

83.) favorite color?

Allen: Black, red aaaaand white.
Ringo: Same as me! : D
Allen: I wonder why. ; )

84.) favorite music band?

Allen: Actually, I'm more of a classical music kind of man. ; )

85.) favorite place to have sex? >:3

Allen: O.O I…I beg your pardon?!
Yuuki: Oooh, eeeverywhere, huh, baby doll? : 3 *nudge nudge*

86.) favorite thing about your lover?

Yuuki: You love my body huh? ;3 *shakes her hips*
Allen: I wasn't going to say that out right! O//<

87.) have any kids?

Allen: Five actually. Balthazar is my only "natural" child and the only one that was born to me and my late wife. Kookie was, well, found in a box when The Doctor went to India and Bella, well; I just adopted him recently from his utterly disgusting parents. As for Mamith and Katherine, they were created by The Doctor through some sort of special type of organic necromancy, I don't really know. I tend to avoid looking at his journal entries. Weakens my stomach it does.  

88.) play an instrument? If so what one?

Allen: The piano. If there was one thing that slovenly father of mine taught me to do right was play the piano.

89.) what sport do you play?

Allen: I think I've stated before that I don't leave my house.

90.) whats your favorite time of day?

Allen: Night, because I can collect my thoughts much easier and I love the look of the night sky as the stars gleam.
Yuuki: Oooh! We got a poet in the house. ; )

91.) last one!! XD if you could have any superpower what would it be?

Allen: Hmm. You know, I never thought about that. I guess I would like to have super speed so I could get the cleaning around the house done faster.
Yuuki: But, don't you already have "super speed"? *eye brow wiggle*
Allen: *fuming*
Yuuki: I kid! I kid! XD
Allen: Good.
Yuuki: Oooor noooooooot. <3


Allen: *throws his arms up* Finally! IT'S OVER! God, I never thought it was going to end!
Ringo: Wait, Allen, one last question!
Allen: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! WHAT?!  >:C
Ringo: U mad bro? *trollface*
Allen: ……..........*walks away*
Ringo: OH COME ON MAN! HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!