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Ringo: ALLLLEN! *falls* Git over here!
Allen: *surprised* What is it?
Ringo: *holds up a paper* This! Since there really isn't a whole lot of dirt on you, you need to take this here OC quiz.
Allen: And if I refuse?
Ringo: Ever see what Weber's guts look like? >:]
Allen: You can't threaten me like that! >:C
Yuuki: Awww! Come on Allen, it'll be fun. ^^
Allen: *sigh* Fine.

1.)What's your name?

Allen: My name is Allen Radcliffe II. But, you all can just call me Allen, if you'd like. ^^

2.) Do you know why you were named that?

Allen: Well, unlike my brother who was named after my grandfather, Richard, I was named after that slovenly bastard of a father. Hence why I'm Allen Radcliffe II. Though, I despise my name with every fiber in my being.
Ringo: Cause you hate your dad?
Allen: "Hate" doesn't even cover it. >:T

3.) Are you single or taken?

Yuuki: This dastardly man here is taken off the market, babes! *clings* So, no touchy touchy, bitches. ^^
Allen: *has the most befuddled expression on his face* ….What?

4.)Have any abilities or powers?

Allen: None.
Ringo: Well, what about The Doctor?
Allen: *stares* I'd rather not talk about that man.
Ringo: You guys are the same person aren't you? :C
Ringo: Okay okay! O_O; Chill there tango hombre! Jesus, it was just a question.

5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue >.>

Allen: I beg your pardon?!

6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?

Allen: Never! OnO
Yuuki: He's right. Allen, you're not that physically strong are you?
Allen: Not in the least.
Yuuki: But I know The Doctor would have a guy like that murdered in a second. <3
Allen: Please…please don't talk about him.

7.) Riiiight... Have any family members?

Allen: Yes, my children, my sister in law, niece and fat fuck of a brother. : )
Richard: I HEARD THAT!
Allen: Hope you did. ; )

8.) Oh? How about pets?

Allen: When I was just a wee lad, I had a few pet hamsters. ^^ But, then Richard decided to see if one could swim in the Thames with a cinderblock tied to it. And I don't remember what happened to the rest. I know he had something to do with it though. >:[ Fuckin' sod.
Bella: What about Weber?
Allen: Weber? He's more of your pet isn't he? That monster hates me with all he has.
Weber: Weber don't hate mad Allen. Weber just want see you in horrific pain. B]
Allen: Lovely. -_-;

9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.

Allen: Forever that will be Richard. If I ever get my hands on him, I WILL MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY THAT HE EVER RUINED MY BLOODY LIFE, THAT MISERABLE AND MISBEGOTTEN MONGREL! *shakes his fist*
Ringo: Pffffft! XD Dude, did you just say "rue the day" and shake your fist? Cliché much?
Allen: *snaps* Oh, I will end you as well! >C

10.) Something that you do like?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki*
Yuuki: ^u^

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Allen: Not many after I left the asylum. ^^ ; Though, I've become extremely fond of cleaning the manor.
Yuuki: That one isn't a hobby, doll. That's an severe OCD. <.<

12.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Allen: Never.
Ringo: *cough The Doctor cough*
Ringo: Allen, you will be forever cursed with that. He is you no matter what you say and he's hurt a lot of people.
13.)Ever... killed anyone before?
Ringo: A lot. *points at Allen* You, not a word. You'll deny this baby the whole way.
Allen: *huffs*

14.)What kind of animal are you?

Allen: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals!
Yuuki: Haha…ah, I love you baby. <3

15.)Name your worst habits.

Yuuki: I know cleanliness is a good thing, but that's something he does waaaaay too much. <.<
Allen: That isn't bad! D: I don't know why everyone gives me so much shit about that!
Yuuki: And the labeling everything.
Allen: …..o.<

16.)Do you look up to anyone at all?

Allen: None at all. *sighs* All of the people in my life were terrible people.
Ringo: Well, didn't you look up to Freya, even though  you didn't really know her? Ain't she the reason why you became a doctor?
Allen: My mother? Hmm, I suppose you're right.

17.)Gay, straight, or bi?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki* What do you think?
Yuuki: Yer straight.

18.)Do you go to school?

Allen: Well, I wouldn't have become a doctor if I hadn't, right?

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

Allen: *teary eyed* I'd rather not talk about that.

20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Allen: I believe I have a few. ^^ I'd probably have more if my incompetent creator drew me more.
Ringo: What? o ,o
Allen: Ooooh, nothing. <3

21.)What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.

Allen: Really?
Ringo: Uh huh.
Allen: *looks away* Small dogs.
Ringo: Pffft! XD

22.)Ok, ok. What color is your hair?

Allen: *playing with his ponytail* Dark brown I suppose.


Allen: Blue o.o
Yuuki: The sexiest blue I've ever seen. : D
Allen: *blushing*

24.)What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted

Allen: Black and red. ^^
Yuuki: You mean a black dress shirt, red tie and black slacks right?
Allen: And mah comfy house slippers. =w= <3

25.)Ok. What's your religion?

Allen: I'm pretty much agnostic ^^ ;

26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?

Allen: I do. I'm starting to get the jitters from the uncomfortable feeling of this whole ordeal.

27.) Well, it's still not over. xD


28.) Anyways, where do you live?

Allen: London, England in the supposedly haunted Crooked Hook Manor. The dreariest place to live. And the street I live on doesn't make that better. -_- Everyone is so depressing
Yuuki: You're depressing too, you know. D:
Allen: As I said, everyone is depressing.

29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)

Allen: I'm in the upper class but I'd rather not call myself by one of society's classes. -_- Faaar too degrading.

30.) How many friends do you have?

Yuuki: Not many huh, hun?
Allen: Yeah, but plenty for me to get by with. ^^

31.) Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

Allen: Probably the decisions I made years ago.

32.) If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?

Allen: If I had a million dollars, I'd probably give it away. : P
Bella: Really?
Allen: Yes. I don't need money to make me happy. ^^

33.) What are your thoughts on pie?

Allen: What a strange question. O.O Well, I like pie. ^^ Normally, I don't have that much of a sweet tooth but—
Yuuki: Liiiiiar~ B]
Allen: I don't!
Yuuki: Oh yeah, baby doll, then what about all of those pie slices and cakes you eat when you have your afternoon tea.

34.) Alright. What's your favorite food?

Allen: As odd as this may sound from a place where it isn't a main staple, I really love Italian food. =w=

35.) Favorite drink?

Allen: Tea. I tend to avoid coffee and any kind of liquors. *cringes* Alcohol brings back too many memories that I'd rather have erased.
Yuuki: Got wasted at an absinthe mixer and had some "things" happen to you? O , O
Allen: No! DX Christ, where the hell did that even come from?!

36.) What is your favourite place?

Allen: My home. =w= I never leave the sanctity of it. Too many monsters roam outside of it.

37.) Least favorite?

Yuuki: The outside. As far as I've heard from the little kid and that strange son of yours, they have to tie you up and muzzle you like Hannibal Lector?
Allen: Pretty much ; )

38. What will make you really mad?

Allen: I don't really get mad. ^^ ;
Ringo: That's right. The Doctor's the angry one.

39.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

Allen: Pleaaase!

40.)Yeah. Well, it's over. D:

Allen: Oh, thank god. ^^ Thought that was never going to end.

41.) One more thing.

Allen: *facepalm*

42.) ...Uke or Seme? I mean, Who "RECEIVES" and who "GIVES" ??

Allen: Yuuki, you know Japanese right? *didn't hear the last part*
Yuuki: O///O Um…just say pass Allen.
Allen: Pass? : D

43.) What gender are you?

Allen: Well, male of course. D: You don't need a brain to figure that one out.

44.) What is your age?

Allen: I'm 32. ^^
Yuuki: Really? OnO
Allen: I told you remember? XD
Yuuki: Yeah, but you don't look that old.
Allen: Well, I must age pretty well then. Or not at all. ; )

45.) Do you want a hug?

Allen: Please? 8u8 <3
Ringo: *hug* 8u8

46.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Allen: Vanilla : D
Balthazar: But, I thought
you liked mixed things!
Allen: What?
Balthazar: Like Miss Hargreaves.
Allen:  O///< *SMACK*

47.) Are you a virgin?

Yuuki: Well, I know you aren't. You've got that thing. *points at Balthazar*
Allen: Yeah. ^^ ;
Yuuki: Maybe you and I could…play "snuggle" under the covers, baby doll. *slinks closer*
Ringo: Keep it where I don't have to add a mature warning you two. :C

48.) Do you hate anyone?

Allen: *points at Richard*
Richard: >:C Brat

49.) Do you have any secrets?

Allen: None :C
Ringo: What about The Doctor?
Allen: Why do you keep bring him up?
Ringo: Well, don't you keep him a secret? :C
Allen: That's true. <.<

50.) What is your favorite season?

Allen: Winter because I love to sit in front of the fireplace with a nice hot cup of freshly brewed tea. =w=

51.) Who are your best friends?

Allen: By name? They would be Yuuki, of course, Christopher, Cecil, Rapture, Rosalyn, Iridessa and my children of course.

52.) When is your birthday?

Ringo: January 27th.
Allen: Since when did I have a birthdate? :C
Ringo: Since I gave you one, duh. xD

53.) What age did you die?

Allen: What? I'm not dead!

54.) Are you nice or mean?

Allen: Nice.
Yuuki: And he's too nice for his own good. The Doctor on the other hand, unf! What a bad boy! XD
Allen: YUUKI! >:C
Yuuki: Oooooh, Allen, I love it when you get jealous of yourself XD

55.) What do you think of your creator?

Allen: I don't think she's bad. :C I don't mind her. Even if she gave me an extremely tragic life.
Ringo: This is why I love you =w=

56.) What is your weakness?

Allen: The outside? Would that be a weakness?

57.) How long can you stay under water?

Allen: Not even thirty seconds. XD I was never the grandest of swimmers when I was child. Nor am I today.

58.) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Balthazar: Nothing! XD
Allen: Can't argue with that.  

59.) Do you love someone?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki* You know you're going to be my answer for a lot of these right?
Yuuki: I know ^^

60.) Does that person love you back?

Yuuki: You bet yer ass I do! XD

61.) Do you like me?

Allen: What? O.O

62.) What do you consider fun in the day time?

Allen: Sitting in the foyer, enjoying my afternoon tea.
Yuuki: You're a real English gentleman aren't you? ; )

63.) At night?

Allen: I wear my sunglasses at night ; )
Yuuki: You're a goof, you know that? XD
Ringo: What is with you and referencing things, dude?

64.) Do you like meatballs?

Allen: With my spaghetti I do. ^^

65.) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?

Allen: Who the bloody hell is that?
Yuuki: Beats the hell out of me.
Ringo: You two are sad. XD

66.) DoucheSayWhat?

Allen: No. I'm not going to say "What".
Ringo: Umm…pfft! You just did.
Allen: DAMMIT! >.o

67.) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?

Allen: Radius? Is that half the diameter of a circle? I always thought that closets were either rectangles or squares. And what the hell does a radius have to do with days? Plus you can't starve in a two days! A week at the most, I believe, but not two days! This doesn't make any sense! DX ARRGH! *mental breakdown*

68.) Wow, really?

Allen: Yes really! Christ, you need to get yer damn facts straight if you're going to ask a question! DX
Ringo: I agree.

69.) What is your place of origin?

Allen: London, now and forever. >.> Or until the next big wave of the Black Death comes through comes through here.
Ringo: It's not.
Allen: That's not what I read from The Doctor's entries in my journal.
Yuuki: O.O

70.) Are you wearing underwear right now?

Allen: *opens his pants a bit* Yes.
Yuuki: Guess who isn't? *smirking and snuggling against Allen*
Allen: *facepalm*

71.) What's your occupation?

Allen: I don't have one anymore. I used to be a doctor at the London Royal Hospital until I had my mental breakdown and the head of the hospital decided that I was "unfit" to proceeded with my practice of medicine and revoked my license.

72.) What makes you unique?

Allen: My dashing good looks? ; )
Ringo: How about your wicked split personality disorder? : D
Allen: I hate you.
Ringo: 8n8

73.) What species are you?

Allen: *pokes his stomach* Human?

74.) What color is your skin?

Allen: Horrifically pale due to my lack of sunlight XD

75.) If you could describe yourself with ONE word, what would it be?

Allen: Mad? Insane? Crazy? Kind?
Ringo: That's four : 3
Allen: Thank you Miss Politically correct
Ringo: Youse welcome : 3

76.) what do you like most about yourself?

Allen: Nothing <.<
Yuuki: Aww! Why do you say that?
Allen: I'm a total wreck! I've got all of these mental illnesses, I'm always hung up about Marylin, who died yeeears ago mind you and life is horrible! D:
Yuuki: Well, I think you should like your handsomeness, baby doll. ;3

77.) got a theme song? What is it?

Allen: What am I? A video game character? Though, what's that song you told me about Ringo?
Ringo: Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature. But, that's more like The Doctor. : P But, you fit it too in some ways.  

78.) favorite spot to be 'touched' *smirks*

Allen: *looking away* Nowhere!
Yuuki: *runs her hand up his back* What about this one?
Allen: *shudders* YUUKI! >XC
Yuuki: :3

79.) who do you trust most?

Allen: My friends and family.

80.) nicknames?

Ringo: The Doctor.
Allen: That's not my nickname! >C
Ringo: Well, if you think about it, it is a nickname for you.

81.) what do you love most in the world?

Allen: *looks at Yuuki* My beloved Ageha and my family. : 3
Yuuki: Awww! *hug*

82.) if the world was ending tomorrow what would you do?

Allen: Do what I normally do. : ) Why change a routine that isn't broken?

83.) favorite color?

Allen: Black, red aaaaand white.
Ringo: Same as me! : D
Allen: I wonder why. ; )

84.) favorite music band?

Allen: Actually, I'm more of a classical music kind of man. ; )

85.) favorite place to have sex? >:3

Allen: O.O I…I beg your pardon?!
Yuuki: Oooh, eeeverywhere, huh, baby doll? : 3 *nudge nudge*

86.) favorite thing about your lover?

Yuuki: You love my body huh? ;3 *shakes her hips*
Allen: I wasn't going to say that out right! O//<

87.) have any kids?

Allen: Five actually. Balthazar is my only "natural" child and the only one that was born to me and my late wife. Kookie was, well, found in a box when The Doctor went to India and Bella, well; I just adopted him recently from his utterly disgusting parents. As for Mamith and Katherine, they were created by The Doctor through some sort of special type of organic necromancy, I don't really know. I tend to avoid looking at his journal entries. Weakens my stomach it does.  

88.) play an instrument? If so what one?

Allen: The piano. If there was one thing that slovenly father of mine taught me to do right was play the piano.

89.) what sport do you play?

Allen: I think I've stated before that I don't leave my house.

90.) whats your favorite time of day?

Allen: Night, because I can collect my thoughts much easier and I love the look of the night sky as the stars gleam.
Yuuki: Oooh! We got a poet in the house. ; )

91.) last one!! XD if you could have any superpower what would it be?

Allen: Hmm. You know, I never thought about that. I guess I would like to have super speed so I could get the cleaning around the house done faster.
Yuuki: But, don't you already have "super speed"? *eye brow wiggle*
Allen: *fuming*
Yuuki: I kid! I kid! XD
Allen: Good.
Yuuki: Oooor noooooooot. <3

Allen: *throws his arms up* Finally! IT'S OVER! God, I never thought it was going to end!
Ringo: Wait, Allen, one last question!
Ringo: U mad bro? *trollface*
Allen: ……..........*walks away*
This was so horrifically long to do but so much fun! So, to get to better know Allen, he was forced to take this quiz here. And I'm pretty sure he's pretty pissed right now about it too. ;)

Enjoy his torture! XD LOL

Allen, Bella, Balthazar and Yuuki are *RingoNakishima

EDIT: Forgot to mention this, but I got this quiz from *azispaz :D
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VoicelessGerbil Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012   Traditional Artist
Glad you find it funny :XD:
VoicelessGerbil Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
It was great :)
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012   Traditional Artist
Oh, are you gonna watch the meteor shower tonight? :la:
VoicelessGerbil Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:O WHAAA? Where?
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012   Traditional Artist
xD Lol. Tonight. I think were I read about it from said it starts a 2:30am Jan. 4th :la:
VoicelessGerbil Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Dang that's early morning. Maybe. I'll have to see.
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012   Traditional Artist
I'm gonna try. :la:
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Ladylanternfox Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my gosh, this sounds absolutly amazing to do! I think I did this once with my OC vero when she was really new XD it had about 40 questions then |D I want to do this again.
It was really nice getting to know you Allen, if you'll permit me to address you that way. ^^ You sound like quiet the interesting fellow. You and Yuuki are adorable XD Sorry you had to go through the torture, but it was really amusing XDDDD
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
It is amazing. :love: I think I'm going to do it again, this time with The Doctor. ^^

Allen: Glad people find enjoyment out of my pain. 8^8
Oh, yer just being a drama queen. :XD:
Ladylanternfox Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh please do XD I'm very curious about him XD I just adore crazy/insane characters like him XDD
Sorry XD but it was fun to read<3 and cute too >w> hehehee
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
I'm doing it right now. And boy, he isn't as nice as Allen.

Allen: *sigh* Well, at least I don't have to do it again.
Well, The Doctor's doing it right now. :3
Allen: Oh god...I fear for you all. :iconimhorrifiedplz:
Ladylanternfox Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yay XD Can't wait to read!!<3
By the sounds of it, he's a rather frightening fellow ^^' I do hope he won't scar anybody CX hehe.
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
And what's strange: his anwsers are so much easier to write than Allen's were XDD LOL

Allen: Scars me he does <.<
Ladylanternfox Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh wow, really? XD Thats so awsomely strange! I guess the nutty answers just flow better XD
Awwww, you poor man XD May I hug you? XD You sound like you need one.
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
Yeah. XD Almost done with it actually. ^^

Allen: 8^8 Yes please.
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Ninas-teacup Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student
this is a fantastical questionnaire, did you write it? it sounds like a fun ride to give a character!
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
No xD I got it from *azispaz but I dunno wgere she got it from. Dude, it is xD
Ninas-teacup Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012  Student
ahahaha that was awesome! i smirked and giggled throughout the entire thing! great job ringo! :heart:
allen is also a fantastic character!
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2012   Traditional Artist
Haha thanks. ^^
Inorox90 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
Man id love to torture one of my characters like this XD
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
You should do eet! It's pretty fun. Long as all hell, but fun. :D
I just love the ending XD :lmao:
Inorox90 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
Ooo I will do eet! :la:
Are these the questions for it or...? :3
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
They're the questions. XD 'cept for mah answers XD
Inorox90 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
But I thought the answers were part of it :3 ........Pfft Nahhh I'm kiddin XD
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
Lol XD I still couldn't believe that it was 91 questions XD LOL
Inorox90 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012
While I kept scrolling down I kept thinking, "When does it end?? O.o" XD
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
That's what I was thinking while I was doin' it XDD It was like 14 pages or something on MS Word
NightmareDiamond Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
PFFFT :XD: :rofl: :kmao: lol No words xD
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
It's amazing. :eyes:
I never thought I was going to have fun torturing Allen with that.
Allen: As if I didn't have enough mental scarring to begin with. >:C
NightmareDiamond Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pfft *Hugs Allen.* It's a creators job to torture their Oc's >:D ^^
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
Allen: >:[ Don't make me bring the Doctor into this, Ringo.

Oh, he can come at me bro! >XD I'm not afraid of him.
NightmareDiamond Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Is the doctor that scary? O_O
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
Well, the difference between this dweeb and The Doctor is that Allen wouldn't hurt a fly. But, The Doctor on the other hand is a twisted and sadistic murderer. ^^
NightmareDiamond Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That....reminds me of Riccardo from Haunting Grounds for some reason.
RingoNakishima Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012   Traditional Artist
Allen: Who? :?
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